Wednesday, June 27, 2012

1-If Babies miss a day of pooping it is inevitable that there will be an explosion the next day.
2-It is also inevitable that you will notice it right when you're going to put that baby down for a nap.
3-It will result in an entire body immersion bath waking up baby who had been sleepy.
4-Poop will get on Baby's face while taking off the onesie. will get to swaddle Baby in a towel and they will look like Baby Jesus which will make you feel better:)

Monday, June 18, 2012

A Breast Feeding Vent.

I'm not Breast Feeding. When people find out I constantly get the "I'm judging you look".

A-You have no idea why I'm not. For those of you that think "Woman have been doing this for thousands of years. This should come naturally right?" WRONG!!!!!!

B-I don't have to explain myself to you. This is my body, My child, and back in the day Formula was Sweetened condensed milk so we've come along way in the Formula department.

C-My baby will still bond with me thank you.

D-I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ANYWAYS YOU HIPPIE, Organic Produce only, "I only use cloth diapers." FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, June 13, 2012

a series of faces

Burp baby

Doo ba doo

This is for Anneli. Ruth calls Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Doo Ba Doo.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

1 of Ruth's FAVORITE things

Doo Ba Doo = Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Truly she says that when she wants to watch it which is just about everyday. And she says it whenever the Oompa Loompa's come out.

Monday, June 11, 2012

At Long Last...Wendy Ruby Anderson May 31

 Stylish Girlie!!
 The Houston Zoo:)
 Grandma Susanne. Ruth loves to point out every ball she see's:)
 Best friends already

 I've looked worse...
 Oh, her faces is so tiny. These pics make her look a lot bigger than she is, which is 6lbs 12oz and 20" long (however accurate that really is. I mean, that babies moving so how can you really measure it?)
 She's going home. I should have taken a picture of all of us. With out meaning to us girls were all in pink that day.
 The doggy at Old Navy
Yes, she is sucking her thumb.